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 05.12.2016
Pro of Hamas:
The place fighters are women over 50, well-dressed, and seemingly ideal family ladies. But behavior and conversation are like drunkenness. I call it the "Bazar Baby". So, babO, as a rule, sitting with a wide pelvis, tighted with a glossy fur of norki, somewhere more convenient and higher, likes to broadcast about the fact that young people are the first to climb into the bus and occupy all seats (babO also participates in this race, but does not emphasize the attention of spectators). Poor grandmothers (in fact, purely theoretically) have to stand. If the victim in the headphones and does not respond - then an attack with a transition to the personality and to the parents (type poor upbringing). This moment is the best for the baby-attack: I crash from the spot, approach the offender and start to drum under my nose without taking my eyes off the object. And since I have a "Gypsy" type - black eyes, eyebrows and hair - a spectacle, I will say directly, scary (long trained on cats)At this point, BabaO remembers that in the recently watched Harry Potter, they do so when they say a curse!The enemy is defeated and either silences, or jumps out at the nearest stop with screams. And let only those who were with me hear that my drum is a song by "Danza Kuduro" in accelerated speaking.)
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