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 08.12.2016
Stone under a completely blunt overview of equipment for survival (there are gloves for cuts, and a minicast, and a pen with a sharp end to tick the enemy, and a lot of all kinds of stuff, even!!! The Flash):

I walk through the forest, I am lost, the night is soon, it is dark, it is raining, it is cold. There is no food. The phone sat. You have to spend the night and then somehow find the way home. I am in panic. But what is it? I remember having a great multi-table for survival in my pocket. Ura, it has a flat screwdriver, and cross-shaped, and corner keys, and clothes. Now I am not afraid, I can breathe freely. I am saved! I will go and gather the gravicia from the centuries of pine trees and fly on it home.
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