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 08.12.2016
That he is not allowed to sleep even on the mattress, no one cares: after eighteen years, the guardianship does not protect the forehead. It is easy to create a paradise for anyone. It is dumb enough to change the locks every day and not give the keys, and the forehead is ordered to ride every day with mints.

What made you so happy with this child?

As for changing the locks every day, it is not yet known who will be the first to do it.
Parallelly, the child is filed in court against the parents, which prevent them from using the residential landlord. Especially if several times mints have come and these actions are protocoled.
You can call the Ministry of Emergencies with mints together and you will turn the door (because in the castle they do not collapse), and in the presence of the police it will be legal that you will not be able to insert the locks for a long time.
Then go to court for an apartment exchange.
You can model for a long time, but the question is, where do you give birth to children, if you have not been able to raise them and apply such draconian measures to make them bombs?

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