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 09.12.2016
The case in court.

I went to one of the Moscow district courts. Time is 8:55. About 10 people gathered with me, almost all lawyers. Waiting for the discovery. At this time, police officers come out of the street, who lead a chain of blacks for deportation, tied between themselves by handcuffs. One of the policemen stands at the door and watches for those entering.
A conversation begins between the visitors:
The Mavericks captured.
The slave market. Purchased in people.
- No, these are not suitable for the arena, the barley will be cut on the plantations.
- They will be sent to galleries or to mines, they are fleeing.
When the whole chain passed, the standing policeman, having examined all who were waiting, raised the coat and issued: "Sebastian Pereiro. I have the best goods on this side of the Atlantic.”
The curtain. Then everyone stood silent.
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