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 09.12.2016
It was long ago. My friend Oleg in the 90s was riding a skateboard. And now he is 10 years old and his parents gave him a long-awaited skateboard. Oleg did not slide off the skateboard for days, gradually learned to do the simplest tricks on it. He was riding and training from early spring until late autumn and was only stopped by snowfall. Happiness lasted for two years. The spring of the third season of ownership of the skateboard. On Sunday, Oleg went to Chulan to bring his favorite into order and did not find it. When asked where the skateboard, the father replied that he gave it to his cousin's 6-year-old nephew, you have grown out of it, and Sasha is happy. My friend did not get hysterical, but concealed the deepest resentment and planned a terrible revenge.

On the weekend, Oleg’s father decided to do his favorite activity. Creation of large-scale models. But to his horror, he did not find in the servant not only the unlipped aircraft, but also all the other models. In response to his father's screams, where his favorite tanks-plane-boats, Oleg unwaveringly replied that he gave them to Sasha, because you grew up from them, and the boy was happy.

The attempt to punish Oleg was prevented by the mother, reasonably stating that the father was his own fault.

He bought a new skate in two months.
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