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 12.12.2016

A girl calls him with an offer to buy a vacuum cleaner. And he said to her, “Take a pen and paper. Write down: Cigarettes in packs, cartridge-cutting items.." She: "And why do I need it?" He: "This is the beginning of a list of items that cannot be sent to prison. It’s for your parents, write, write." She: "And what’s in jail here??" He: "So you called the prosecutor’s office." Short thumbs..
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