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 13.12.2016
XXX: Tan, throw it off, I have a new theory here.
YYY: is it anyway?
You know, I love cats, but I don’t like dogs.
I realized that I do not like dogs, because they are like me in character, and I hate these qualities in myself...to be bored by the owner, to rejoice that I have praised and played, I suffer from devotion...and I love cats, because they have a puppy, that you are lying in front of them, they will turn behind their own, and then they will also require to feed, warm up...but I don’t go anywhere, I’m a dog-man.
And behold, my beloved is a dog, although he is to all animals and kind, his cats are scornful. So - in cats he sees his features and they are competitors to him or also dislikes the resemblance.
Karoche, he loves me like a dog, and I love him like a dog of a master.
The theory: cat lovers are peaceful people and admire the independence of cats (and their sweet ones), dog lovers are determined people and admire loyalty, etc. The dogs of me. In order for a marriage to be happy, one cat and one dog are needed. Simply and meaningfully!
There are two dogs in the house, so what?
Then they fight for leadership (they are independent like cats), sometimes before divorce.
What if there are two cats?
Well, I didn’t think, probably a nice family.
I wondered why I divorced.
HHH: Because you were two dogs, why is the theory still working!! to
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