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 14.12.2016
PDA: I want to go to the beach.
Aurelito: By the way, yes. To the beach with a booklet, and a cold beer in Egypt
Pda: Well, you have to decide whether to watch a nymph or watch a book.
Nymphs like to be smart. The book will be covered.
Pda: Oh, you are like a stone-looking and smart-looking person reading, and the nymphs are flying to you: Oh, what are you reading?
Aurelito: It is so. And you are like that, from above: "Chaka Palanica, baby". And she has a rubber in her shorts and hose right away.
Aurelito: The physical fact.
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