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 18.12.2016
An interesting zoology.
Everything you need to know about people is explained in detail on the channel
The Planet of Animals. You just have to be able to listen.
In some national park in South Africa, a problem appeared - young elephants, males - teenagers.
They began to hooliganize - just trouble!
They are unskillfully chased for females outside the season of love, and they will be elephant looking, trying to scratch - the female is tortured. The old elephants, the matriarchs, are defeated from the last forces - the males are by definition larger.
And everyone, like one - the teenagers started to go, so I translated musth, don't be disappointed.
Running, raising both lobes, on the sides of the forehead, from the ears of specific discharges, stinking, aggressive - on tourists rush, attack buses.
Well, it can’t be tolerated, the staff decided, we have to do something.
The salvation came in the form of two elephants, males with an experience of three times older than teenagers and much larger, real bulls, tested by battles and romance. They were missing in the park, the braconniers, or they had to borrow from the neighboring park.
The introduction of the generation of fathers has provided a surprisingly fast solution to all teenage problems
The bulls stumbled out of the chase at a moment - when meeting with the bull, the teenager dried up in place, the hobbits descended, to the females - not a leg, type - and can we grass here?
There – there – there – there – there.
Thank you, the teenagers answered and went to groups for an extended day - to grow up slowly, to gain height and weight. And the rules of behavior in the elephant society to learn.
A simple story from the life of elephants, right?
So the demographic explanation of social shocks was not much more difficult.
If the percentage of young people, especially unmarried or without a prospect of being married, exceeds certain parameters, there will be trouble. Testosterone drunk boys will run through the streets with guns in their hands.
So take care of the mature men, the guards of order.
What I got a toast - let's drink for the gray and calm guardians of society - let's, men, for us!
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1612/o161217.html#9
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