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 18.12.2016
A: Anonu hasn’t been lucky with fast food lately (he was terribly hungry, took the classic in the KFS, dreamed straight about it, bitten... and almost blew up on the spot, because the whole bottom of the cottage was of some unsweetened whether it was live or skin.
That same evening after the movie, still hungry, bought a sandwich with a branch, bitten, and that crushed something ugly on the teeth, like cartilage x(
At night he cooked a safe strawberry and hated everything.

Q: You are a risky guy, I once broke my tooth with a ham.
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