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 20.12.2016
xxx: I looked at Ali's phone in the car. I went to the page of burning goods. I was surprised by various funny things. And here I get to the advertisement. Metal anal block with crystal. In principle, nothing special, but here is the number of reviews... 99 pages! Who is??? Who are those people who write reviews on anal congestion?

xxx: True, one smiled: "I tried right away. I really liked it. My husband will love it too!"

I hope my husband knows that a surprise awaits him tonight.
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