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 20.12.2016
I am a non-drinker, a non-smoker, I go to the gym, I dress with taste, not scary, hands straight. But who needs it? It is worth another girl to find out that I drive on TAZ (“Tolyatin Automobile Factory”) and live in a rental apartment, as she loses interest in me. Everyone is looking for a prince on a “Jaguar” or “Mazerati” living in a spacious cottage.

You are my offender! And turn your brains and turn your eyes to OTHER girls did not think? I got married to a man without an apartment - the apartment I had from my parents. A colleague married a guy without an apartment, because she already had a mortgage - now pay together. But you are not suitable, you need "expensive and glamorous" beauties - so fit or lower the bar.
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