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 21.12.2016
For many centuries, from generation to generation, the Elf kings passed on a powerful artifact - the Sword of Light. It was a very good sword. And he served his masters in faith and truth, dividing his enemies to the right and to the left. And then one day the army of elves was defeated by the superior forces of the enemy, and some Orc sergeant, raising the defended sword, respectfully pronounced "Sham Gyr!", which in oroch means "not a bad weapon!". Since then, the artifact has been serving the new owners and is called Shamgir. What is right. Light is not the best name for a sword.

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