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 26.12.2016
My sweet girl told me yesterday:
I went to the Moscow subway yesterday, a peak hour, everyone is rushing to work. Just entered the car, arranged more conveniently, a guy runs to the door: Who forgot the phone? Someone fell out of his pocket, I saw! and faster! The phone pulls everyone in turn. Everyone is standing, watching, no one is taking the phone. The trace is already announced. The station. The boy has a slight panic in his eyes. At the last moment of closing the door, he puts his phone on the floor of the car and with a sense of duty he is about to leave. However, he was unable to go far - he was met by the insane look of a stunned woman, who was very strongly gestured. He smiled and answered something and the woman stumbled. The train went into the tunnel.
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