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 26.12.2016
Can I see the salon?
The Seller:...
Buyer: Well, I’m going to run, right?
Seller with a smile: Who knows you?
Buyer: Where am I going to go? I am 120 kg. When I run, it makes my wife smile and my cat panic.
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