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 31.12.2016
I went to the store:
Can I get a small pack of marshmallows?
Sorry, it is not for sale right now. is finished.
On the website it is stated that they exist.
Only on order in our store.
I wanted to spit on it, but I need Marshmallow now. I went over the corner and opened their website, placed an order and indicated self-export from the store I recently left. I waited about 5 minutes and went back.
I would like to take my order from you.
The guy looked at me strangely and sneered.
The order number?
I dictated from the screen. The guy leaned and got a pack of marshmallow from somewhere from the closet at the bottom of the bench. I paid the bag and went home, still not realizing what the hell was.
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