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 01.01.2017
We lived in rooms of 8 people, went the first months of service. Eating partly poorly. In order for you to understand how much, if we appeared for 8 people 100 rubles, we bought not biscuits, but 6 breads of bread. They poured water out of the crane and ate in a snack. I then ate my portion and the portion of the comrade, which the paek did not appreciate.Total one and a half bulk with water was a good boost before a scarce lunch.In the first months of service, I especially want sweet, so the next time we bought 1 kg of halva. And they put it in the closet in order to drink in the evening.There the commander stumbled and, of course, opened the closet, pulled out the hanging bag on his hand and said:
-"to eat everything in a minute, the time has passed"
We managed for 35 seconds, and he looked at the empty bag first, and then at us.
“Here is the wicked,” the commander breathed out and went out of the room.
We did not give up lunch that day.
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