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 04.01.2017
I go into the offices of the employees and drive them out of their seats. Seeing me, the all-powerful director begins to whisper, “Wait, I’m now,” and the terrible headbone – to hurry quickly and rush. I occupy their jobs, the girls from the accounting office get up and out quickly when I go, no matter how busy they are. And while I am in their offices, everyone stands in the hallway waiting for me, nervously picking up the keys and supporting the walls. I am free to enter the door with the sign “I am everywhere, I have ALL the keys.” I look at people passing by and they start crawling along the wall when they see me. I am a superman! I am a cleaner!
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