One acquaintance told: to them in the department came a soldier, who did not get a retirement. Why he left the troops, for a long time did not cuddle, but then told drunk. From the first person.

We served at the PW station. Quiet, no bosses, spare parts by helicopter. A year and a half in total. They are very warm Finnish houses. I was especially lucky. Neighbor of the house commander of the unit. The only anachronism is a glass of gene instead of a toilet. The channel broke! ! to Sanitary, of course not. I decided to show officer wisdom. He took the explosive package, blinked from the rod, lit it, threw it into the shell, covered it with a cloth and stood up (110 kg). Bumped quite, removed the shit, the genuine whole and clean. He did not have time to rejoice in his ingenuity, as the commander flew in an extreme state of rage, even saying nothing but matta could not. I pulled it into his variety, there is everything stuck, but the worst thing is that the ceiling is clean. Everything that was supposed to be there was on the back of his wife, who was all in shit and fainting lying on the half at the entrance to the toilet. 72 hours for meetings, as Russian diplomats, slight brain shock and here, experience was not enough.