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 08.01.2017
> A praised natural cream? liquid, similar to kefir.

Stayed? What kind of agriculture did you do? Cream natural, home even close to this description is not worth it. You have been deceived, sweetheart. Per milk unpasteurized for someone and smells (sister does not drink, although the doyarka itself), but everything else is pure nonsense. The chickens are dirty. There are breeds and meat. Home-made eggs are thicker, and the yellow are brighter, you just can’t cook them. And the cream, missed from fresh milk, in half an hour thicker than the store. You were fucked by your "baby Nura and babies Masha". Eat for health your glutamate, it is not harmful at all, as it is painted.
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