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 10.01.2017
This happened when my oldest daughter went to second grade. My parents decided to organize a holiday for the children on September 1 and took them to the night club "Storm" in the afternoon. Thus e. In the evening and night it was a night club, and in the day it could be rented for birthdays and all kinds of holidays.
We approach the entrance with our wife and child, and there everything is as appropriate, a guard at the post and a girl-administrator to take us to our seats. And while we tell who we are, the child reads the inscriptions on the door loudly. And one of them was: "Drug entry is prohibited". He turns to us and asks so loudly, “Mom, Dad, have we taken our drugs?” The guard rattled as if he wanted to get a shocker and immediately apply it to us. My wife froze confused. My eye was delayed. The girl, the administrator from the whistleblower, slipped on the wall and only the child turned her head and could not understand what she said.
They let us red from shame. And the first thing my wife asked other mothers who were upset by this: "And how are you doing with drugs here?"
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