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 12.01.2017
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And if you throw it in raw, it is unclear how much to cook.

Maybe I’ll open up space. Put the eggs in cold water. When the water boils, count to 50. and dimensional. One-and-two and three And after "ten-and" again comes "time". Eggs are obtained smoothly regardless of the volume of the pot and other lobes. And so as not to crack, at the first bubbles to boil a teaspoon of salt on the pot.

Probably, it is necessary in response to you to open up the cosmos - in general, for a very long time there are clocks with a second arrow, and now on almost any even the simplest phone there are timer or second meter, and if it is not a special magical ritual, without which nothing will work, it is not necessary to count out loud.
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