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 12.01.2017
How not to fall asleep on a very boring couple?
XXX is play? The book?
YYY: I went to adult music school, and there was such a subject as music literature. On this subject we were told about all kinds of classical guys and put their monsoon. I loved this subject, I was interested, but here’s the trouble – every time, whatever I did, I fell asleep about 10 minutes after starting this lesson.
I drank gallons of coffee, peddled myself in different places, tried to make some mechanical movements in different parts of the body, sat in uncomfortable poses, pressed my eyebrows with my fingers so they didn’t close, always sat on the first party in front of the teacher, so I was ashamed, asked my comrades to peddle me every five minutes, breathed deeply, held my breath, picked up water in my mouth, pre-slept for several days in a row than ever before, asked to air more frequently...
Ten minutes and I was like a baby.
Answer to your question, Katya:
and nick.
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