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 13.01.2017
To yesterday's story about the tea tea.I am a long-time fan of this site. I have not written, so please do not judge.
The Ural town, where beer in the shops was not often, and we have just been demobilized from the ranks of the brave SA. According to the law after the army you can rest for 3 months,in the beginning of the summer,heat.Gathered at the comrade home,we sit decide what we will do today.I don't remember who says:So beer to the local store brought,give beer to buy.We were six,gathered money decent,liters for 30 bottles is not enough.And I ordered me with a friend to the store, and the bottles are not suitable.We go to the owner, let's get a bottle of rice,and he did not eat a bottle of aluminium for 40 liters.Let's think it will go down.And here we go with two to the store, bottles are not enough.And I said the first three or four days after the debris in the shape of the army,but not in the parade of the barrel ( Well, I think, they drank beer now scratch full, and I answer that I want beer, and here this man cries to the seller: Rita, let the servant without a turn, and adds, I think the rest do not mind.All the men approved and began to push me to the shelf.The seller asks, tar where?I turn around and shout, "serga give me here."
It was a good beer, lively, and even a little left for the next day.
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