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 13.01.2017
Today, as a programmer, I noticed a service in a human being working in the background.
Imagine an electric car approaching the Kursk station. At the window deep sleeps a girl who goes out on the Kursk. Next stop "Kalanchevskaya" and if the girl sleeps and goes out on it, it will be unpleasant. And before the electric stops, there is a broadcast sound package. "The next stop is Kalanchoe" The background service in the girl's head finds the "Kalanchevskaya" subset, and sends a priority signal to wake up. She opens her eyes and with a sleepy look tries to match her location with the received message. Loading to the end, he sees that station! = Kalanchevskaya and comes out of the electric drive.
P.S And the RJDshniki good, never thought that the announcement of the next station before the electric stop at the current have such a profound meaning.
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