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 14.01.2017
SPB and ST. The metro square. I go to work, I go to the orange branch. I am hit by some guy, somewhere in a minute I notice that the pocket of the jacket has become significantly lighter. I look at this guy and he’s dissolved. In general, the situation is this - the phone by the habit of carrying in the hand, nothing more especially valuable. I recently decided to take lunch with me to save money. The inner pockets of the jacket are very large, so I prepared the strawberries and put it in a small plastic container and wrapped it in a bag for the occasion and all this in the inner pocket. I am standing in the crowd and thinking about what to say to the police. Imagine how they will look at me, they won’t find it anyway. I am late to work. In general, if you, poor thief, suddenly read this - a pleasant appetite creature! Greece is not salt.
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