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 16.01.2017
For work called to the office, by the word, a standard business center. And I have them like a remote sysadmin, when everything is bad, I become a Swiss knife programmer. And here, I come, say the printer bought, good, but it is not connected. By the way, the printer is new, its wifi is distributed, everything works conveniently through it. As usual, I found this printer on the net, downloaded the instructions, there was a standard password for its network. I turned on the printer, found its network, entered a password, logged in. I sent a test page. It does not print. He writes what he prints. I send a few more docks, not printing. It says that everything is sent. I, like Sherlock, begin to repeat that this cannot be, I check the exact model number in the program, well, it is. It does not print. Here comes the boss and such, fucking, strange, I took the standard printer, the same as in the office opposite.



I run to the neighbors.



And there are faces so confused, and the printer printed them with a bunch of printed figi. The curtain.
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