Prehistory: Metropolitan indignated by the ballet "Leluke", which he called the "occulte production". News that the directorate of the theatre will present a new version of the ballet, stones:
1: It is possible to assume that Shchelkunkchik will be called Aristarch Metodievich. He is 57 years old, he works as an accountant in RSU-51 of Konotopa. There will be no music, dance and other characters. Mice are what... an entire army... what nonsense? Just a man sits on the stage and makes an annual balance sheet. is normal? is normal! A bit boring, but no occultism.
2: I am pleased to join your version of the Slug. I am also very careful about mice. I hope that in this production Aristarh Metodievich (Skelunkchik) will not make different suspicious anthrasha with his feet in a trick, but will stand firmly on his feet. And these legs will be in decent, although slightly rubbed in one place, pants. The Occultism? Different pa, kniksen, andrush? Is this what children want to see? No and no again. Aristarh Metodievich, closing the month, and dealing with the mistakes of closing the account 41.1 (Storage Goods), will give the children much more than some dancing fairy Drage. Fey does not exist.
3: There will be no music? Radio Radonage will play.
Has anyone hit a mouse? There will be mice. On which Aristarh Metodievich will call a sanitary station, which will destroy pests without any occultism.