I sit, I watch TV in the kitchen, I drink tea, I don’t touch anyone. The wife returns from work all in tears and complains from the threshold:

"The neighbor in the elevator stood, called into the garage to drink, grabbed my ass! »

Silently I turn off my leg from the board, to equalize my strength, because Demyan Heroinich man is quite healthy and I would not like to connect with him, but the honor of his wife. The families..



I call the neighbors in the apartment, the door is opened by Demyan’s wife – Natalia Semionovna.

“Hello, Natalia Semenovna, Demyanna can you say a few words? »

“He’s having dinner, Feddy, he just came. Is your car broken, do you need help? »

“No, I’d like to give Demyanna a few words, a personal question.”

“There are no secrets in my family, tell me.”

“Well, that’s what it’s about,” I told his wife. She, without saying a word, grabs my foot from the table and hides behind the door of her apartment. Then he said, “Aaaah! Aaaah! For what! ? to Aaaah! It hurts! »

After a minute, Natalia Semenovna came out, gave me a leg and promised that it would not happen again.

I go home and turn my leg back with the words:

“Everything, wife, the matter is settled, Demyan will no longer be and apologizes.”

My wife looks at me and says:

“What kind of Demyan? It was a bone from the eighth floor! »

I turn my foot back...