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 18.01.2017
I load in the luggage of a taxi cargo (without boxing pears - all kinds of books there, albums, etc.). We go. I say to the driver, “I’ve never seen such exemplary order in the trunk. You are a cautious man.” He looked at me. He smiled, “Do you find it?” “I find.” “Well then listen.” He came by call - there are two guys in costumes and cravates. You need to drive on some deaf street - but it is profitable for money. They arrived. One of the guys puts a pistol with an extinguisher on him and invites him into the trunk. I had to climb. and silence. There were no mobile phones, by the way. The luggage was packed and we left. And in the luggage compartment - a reserve, a house cutter, a lap, etc. All this rests on the back, presses, and even thoughts all kinds of bad slides. “Will they kill something?” “Tomb, I wonder if they’ll be forced to dig? Or so?”... Long drive, much he changed his mind in the darkness and disorder. He put all the sides and filled the knives. have stopped. Long had to wait. Then the trunk opened, and the stars were on the sky. He came out of the luggage. “You’re sorry, brother – we needed an uninvited car for the “shooter.” Keep it here,” and they give him $500. had to take. I went home not remembering myself. The next day, the suitcase was in perfect order. I put a pillow, a blanket. Dinner and all that. This is where the order comes from.
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