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 18.01.2017
He returned home now. He got into the tram and flew into a free seat.

The car is half empty. In front of me stood a man with a baby in his arms. He looks at the baby and says to him:

So, my son, listen to me carefully. No more taking my car without permission. And if you take, please let her stand in my yard in the morning. Do you understand?

The baby smiles, cries and seems to agree. But the man is not pleased with it. He almost cried out to the child:

Just tell me: did you understand it or not?

And then I realize that the man’s roof has gone, and he, by the way, has a baby in his arms. I even started to think about what to do in such cases...

It is good that the man suddenly cried out, “Everything, so far!” He pulled the headphone out of his ear.
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