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 18.01.2017
A small prehistory: my wife in a weak form is prone to somnambulism (she doesn’t walk in her sleep, but occasionally leads strange conversations), sentences such as “no, I don’t need these boxes anymore” have long been in the classics category. At night it doesn’t bother, she says very quietly and sometimes even gets to have a small conversation, which is extremely fun, by the way.



Today, at 5 o’clock in the morning, silence, idyllia, only snoring is heard (probably). Suddenly my wife begins to scream that there is strength, all with her eyes closed. To say that I am of this kind, is not to say anything. I look at her in shock, she looks at me (at that moment she’s already awake). With a trembling voice, I ask something like “what is it?”



An explanation from her words:

I dreamed that I was working in a fear room in an amusement park and my task was to scream in the hallways of the room and scare visitors. After four times someone approached me and said that I was working badly and I should try harder, well, I shouted.



All pleasant wakings and good dreams.
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