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 18.01.2017
My son is afraid to swim.

How is he afraid? He reasonably fears.

There is a swimming pool in the kindergarten, but the boy does not drag there.

Mom encourages him, “Don’t be afraid, you have a coach there!”

The six-year-old boy disbelieved and said, “No one! No one time! I haven’t seen her swim! She just walks upstairs! dressed up!”

I shrugged my lips skeptically:

“I see no point in trusting my life to such people! “And you?”
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