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 18.01.2017
I went to the supermarket today:
Momma with the children and a huge cart approaches the box office, leaves the children on unloading, and goes to the end, picking up bags.
The kids are starting to empty the car. But the smallest to the products in the cart is not reached. The elderly go on, and I get on with him. He looks around and joyfully begins to throw on the tape all the stuff that the box office has: shavers, candy, chocolate...
The older children do not notice, and the cashier breaks. It came to Mommy. She squeezed, turned the first chocolate in her hands... then she saw the second, the third, ran to the children, stopped the cashier...
But, they resolved quickly. Something was returned, directly on the tape, the goods were broken down into two bunches, and the treasurer with an unmistakable look scratched the unnecessary goods into a separate package.
P.s It was not in Russia, and I don't know Spanish, and I don't know English, and my mom with the cashier :-(
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