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 19.01.2017
XXX: By the way
X: Do you want a good story?
XXX is [link]
xxx: Here's this code drawing a triangle on the screen through Vulkan
Xxx: 900 lines
XX: To draw a triangle
XXX: And I try to make it work for myself.
YYY: 900 lines
Tagged: fucking
YYY: So much
xxx: Because it is much closer to iron than OpenGL. If before it was enough to create a context, attach it to a window and draw in it, then now the whole process of initialization is carried out manually.
XXX is. You used to just tear off a piece of toilet paper and chew yourself, and now you have a robot that rubs your ass to the mirror glare in five hundred seconds, but he needs to give an accurate set of instructions, and if you at least somewhere go wrong, he will at best scratch your ass, and at worst will tear your eggs off.
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