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 21.01.2017
The Parenthood

I have a mother of those relatively adequate personalities, with whom we together in the 80s and 90s got a powerful vaccine from growing anything on the beds. Now in the country a few fruit trees, up to three beds under the cucumbers-tomates-clumber, and a few pebbles, to which the mother does not allow anyone to a gunshot. People like to grow flowers. At the same time, I dig these unfortunate beds at will, I can pay a special person for the excavation - the result is more important. And the individuals who through the splashes of saliva are obliged to dig the parents beds!" cause only one desire: to take and fuck. You are obliged, you and dig, and do not go to others.
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