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 23.01.2017
The owner of the fitness club (muscle and tendon center) says:
- I bought small clothes for the clutch, 50 kilograms. He threw the bag on his shoulder. I stand and wait for a taxi. 50 kg on the shoulder.
I put my bag next door. A careless creature runs by, grabs a bag, and runs away. Rather, it was like he imagined, like now, will grab his bag and escape. He crashed a 20-meter bag and fell next to her. Well, of course, I approached and gave him.
In the mouth?
Why immediately in the mouth? I gave her visiting card. With your, I say, work, you need to be in good physical shape. Or you can scratch.
But he didn’t come, right?
He came, of course. I can’t expel it yet. He is a healthy guy, my coach is working. Go, he’ll show you the trick.

Roman Rosengurt
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