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 25.01.2017
Parental committee discusses what to do: one mom doesn't want to lend money for common needs. It is motivated by the fact that in the previous quarter the spending was too much. It was necessary to buy everything, and the price is normal, but the parental committee spends a lot.
I remember the story that happened to me in the distant 90s. I remember helping my older pregnant sister. And she sent me for bread to a single pavilion for a few square kilometers in the hole where they and my husband lived at the time. I go into the pavilion, at the counter a girl (D) orders food. Oh, I think no turn, I'll get rid of it quickly. The seller (P) thinks she gets 50 r.
D: A lot has happened.
P: bread 5 p., milk 10, cheese 15, sausages 20. It is 50. rightly?
D: Yes, but it did a lot.
P: bread 5 p., milk 10, cheese 15, sausages 20. It is 50. rightly?
D: Yes, but it did a lot.
The girl and the seller were very calm. I was waiting for my bread 25 (!) The minute.
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