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 25.01.2017
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>>> And then was my wife fed?
Cleaning has been almost automated, washing has been automated for a long time. What will a woman do at home? Staying in bed and keeping in touch? Then she fed me at home when it was cheaper to have a mops.

Well, if you consider the presence of a wife exclusively from utilitarian positions, it is really easier to get a mops. The cook will do well with cooking, and with the quenching of intimate hunger - a prostitute. In many cases, this combination will be cheaper. And - a pleasant bonus - no one can withstand the brain and create no additional problems.
Wife as an equal partner (both work, life plus-minus half, joy-grief-other also half) and just as a person who is good together? No, I have not heard.
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