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 26.01.2017
Once brought a hard disk - secretary work for ten years. I ate one of the first ones to whom the key was found on some forum. He gave me a box of candy.
Three days later, the angry secretary calls, "Why did you do the same thing again, you didn't do anything?", and the sheep opened the same letter and caught it again.
tk. A candy box stood in front of my eyes, I sent it to "the programmers", and I don’t do that. There was a son of somebody there studying, of course, a programmer. He said - yes, there are business for three minutes - and drove out an antivirus, which successfully lost all as infected. Then "the programmer" said. that he can do nothing here - because the previous restorator has set up a protection so that he does not recover.
The whistleblowing has already reached my director. I gave them copies of their files, which were rolled in my temporary storage, to which I restore all the files and, fortunately, no losses.
Next call - apophysis - THAT'S NOT ALL!We Yesterday wrote an important letter - Where is it?
There was a real desire to put a telephone cell in the glands of a person from the rear side.
Is it worth saying that this "recovery" has been done for free t.k. It is "until the director has ordered it. He did not give our files" (from the transmitted conversation)
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