I was returning from a business trip in a car. 200 km to the house remained, the mood was great, a couple of hours, with a tail, and came.

I see a girl voting at the stop:

Are you not in town?

Sit down beautiful.

The city of the lady for me is a transit, I will land somewhere in the district, there will be.

They met along the way, they were resting with friends in the village, they fought there with everyone and decided to leave, I also said a few words about myself. Usually I laughed, and then I laughed more and answered questions. I liked it more and more and more, and when we stopped smoking and my companion bowed to the smoke that was not thrown to the urn, I was beaten to drink.

I thought, do you know how to repair cranes?

As far as I am concerned, I think yes.

Maybe you will see? He has been in the kitchen for a week.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuu! There is. Well, I'll come home a little later, only if she's seriously running the crane, I can't fix it, I've been different)

We arrived in the city, the girl asks to go to the store, the guests were not waiting, only there is no money. Okay, there is no problem. When she stood up in front of the window with alcohol and asked, "Are you in a hurry? "I understood with the crane, most likely, everything is okay. They took a cognac, candy, snack there all kind of nonsense and went to her.

- We have the grandmothers in the entrance, tortured later, I will go forward to cover the table, come in 15 minutes. The second entrance, an apartment.

I was stressed, but I didn’t look:

Tell me your phone number if I get lost. ? to

The battery, you will find.

Stumbling into the cheek, she disappeared in the arc. He smoked, listened to “Europe” and went. So, in the second entrance of the apartment N is not, it is in the fourth, it is worth calling the home phone? The Lošara! I still picked up, a man’s voice asked, “Who?”

He sat in the car, smoked a cigarette, turned off the comments of the inner voice, but one he managed to stumble:

Was he wasted? Go go go home.