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 20.01.2009
I feel like I’ll drink tea and while she’s watching the movie I’ll sleep peacefully with her on the breasts.
WOW: Sleeping on the breasts is worthwhile: you save on the pillows, again, and more pleasant in times.
WOW: But there is one big problem.
The saliva department.
Tagged: hmmm
Wow: Well, hole, I fell asleep with my mouth open, saliva on the pillow leaked. The pillow was washed and you sleep further, and the girls don’t like it for some reason %)
It’s even worse if you scratch.
You smile happily in your dreams.
Oil painting: The night. You lie with your head on the girl’s chest. You grasp. From the corner of the mouth flows a stroke of saliva. You smile happily in your dream.
The girl quietly stared into the ceiling. She is shaken by your bustling. A splash of saliva runs on the chest. And you, shit, still smile happily at that. % of
Apophysis occurs when you start to dream about sex.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: Without waking up, happy smiling, flowing saliva on her chest and scratching, you start to choke her hip.
And the girl lies until morning with her eyes open, full of horror.
I will tell Annie what awaits her today.
WOW: Recipe from a friend, hule %)
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