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 30.01.2017
I have swallows... And not a small splash on my nose, but the whole face is sick. As far as I can remember, I’ve been fighting this harshly all my life. Creams, masks, lotions... everything marked “whitening.” The complex was a terrible year from 12. I couldn’t go out without putting on a layer of tonal and powder. She could not normally communicate with the guys, immediately looked away, turned her face.

As I got used to living with it, I became less frightened.

Here I am 25 years old.

I am at the box office in the supermarket. The man in front of me slightly drunk, watched for 3 minutes, and then said: - Oh, spring, girl, and you specifically painted this beauty?

This is what I want to say. This man turned my eyes with one phrase. That’s what I missed all these years, guys, where were you 15 years ago? So, the rubies who are embarrassed by their swans, do not parish. You are beautiful.
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