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 31.01.2017
The conspiracy prosecutors (O) of the American landing on the moon are surprisingly infantile. With the supporters (C) of the landing there is this dialogue:

Q: Where do Americans have a lunar regionalit?
A: It is a fake!
Q: How can we fake stones for billions of years sprinkled by micrometeorites? In addition, the isotope composition of the rocks corresponds to the Earth's - an unexpected result, right?
A: It is a fake!
Q: So why is the isotope composition of the Soviet regionolite the same as that of the United States? Falsified too?
A: No, the Soviet stones are real.
C: Do you think that stupid Soviet engineers were unable to distinguish between a signal from the moon and a signal from Hollywood? Determining the source of the signal is not difficult.
A: Do not dare to cheat the great Soviet engineers and scientists.
C: I’m just claiming that the Soviet engineers took the broadcast from the moon and established that the Americans carried the broadcast from there.
A: And, by the way, there is a flag rolling. In the vacuum, ah
C: Look at the video. The flexible drag, not the wind, causes the flags to fluctuate.

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