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 03.02.2017
I had an ulcer (or something in this spirit) placed by a lady who had a niche manicure. And I was then walking only by the oculist, so when she pushed my fingers under the ribs with the nails and asked "does it hurt?", I honestly replied that it hurt. She forbade me everything: salty, fried, sweet, soda and everything in this spirit.

In general, I ate like a sea pig for 4 months until I went to another doctor.
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