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 21.01.2009
He: Well go to me.
What about being teleported?
It is virtual
He: Lie next to me
Let’s go virtual.
He begins
She: I sit on the edge of your bed
He : and
She slowly drops the black silk dress from my shoulder.
It is: Yes
She: and under it only black socks.
Their actions?
He: I take your hand and move towards me.I begin to lead your hands around your body.
Do you want to lick?
He : No
She: Then I dress up and leave HDDDD
He says, “Where are you going, I’ll take you by force.
She: I am a Shaolin nun!! to
She: and the master of sport in Aikido!!! to
She: And in the bandage I have a poisoned pinch!
He said, “Put me off! You are mine!
She: I take your hand and hit your jaw!
And then in the smell! I make a salto mortale! You are attacking!
She: I avoid striking with the left, I do the "the stealing tiger" and you are striking the left corner!! to
She: Listen, well, fuck this sex, let’s do better!! to
He: All the grandmothers are like the grandmothers... and I got the fucking...
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