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 07.02.2017
Happiness is

<<< My husband goes to bed, I am already lying down, thinking: even if he had no sex, because it is cold and I will fall. Lenny leads his hand on the roof, and I am in pyjamas. He says, “Well, fucking, you’re in your pants all the time... and you’re going to sleep. The pyjamas! The best method of contraception! >>>>

What a high relationship! What a slide! Romantic in full growth!
If anyone was still in doubt whether to get married, now the answer is obvious!
The rest are jealous.
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