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 07.02.2017
The case was long enough. I was repairing my phones at the time. I had a school friend. It is not so that the water does not melt directly, but we communicated well enough... until a certain moment...

He calls me in this dialogue:

and greetings! My phone broke here. The display stopped showing. Would you help?

No problem – no problem! 90 percent that the shelf is overwhelmed. Buy on the way, it costs 100pcs and we will replace!



He comes, brings the phone and the shelf.

after resting, I understood that the matter was not in the slide, but in a single chip (for those who know the emi filter). Well, I think there is more work, but no problem, we replace it with switches.

He spent an hour patching under a microscope, gathered, checked and called him, saying, take it all right!

A friend comes, pleased, shrugged his hand, said he would go and left.

After a day call:

“You, Gandon, I checked, you didn’t change the shelf! What fucking thing did you tell me to buy it? Do you want to fuck me, shit? by Kiddala! ...

I didn’t even know what to answer. After a while, he blocked my number, removed from friends on social networks and I couldn’t see him again. Except a couple of times by car.



That’s how I made a favor, I “throw” and lost a friend :)
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