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It’s nice, nothing to compare with.
Especially now that I have been with a girl for almost five months.
I say, let’s write up? by Piska-Kolbasi? She smiles, rejoices and hopes. He falls on a barrel and looks at me – that barrel? The right bed? I keep silent, annoying her. She’s splashed – on the other barrel – cute, and now so? Which side will you give? Already all in doubts, worried, begins to ride from side to side. Where is? Where will the letter be given? Where is? I laugh, I annoy her, I condemn her - whisper, whisper, whisper, we will doom! I lie next door. She quickly turns to the right barrel, presses her legs, puts her fingers forward - to hold the pitch, opens her mouth wide, closes her eyes... All! On a bit of piss, the mouth is built, insert and go. Ham-am-am-am-amgrlkh... Thirsty and impatiently soaked, there is no muffle. He opens his eyes and looks at me, wondering where?
It’s nice, nothing to compare with.
Especially now that I have been with a girl for almost five months.
I say, let’s write up? by Piska-Kolbasi? She smiles, rejoices and hopes. He falls on a barrel and looks at me – that barrel? The right bed? I keep silent, annoying her. She’s splashed – on the other barrel – cute, and now so? Which side will you give? Already all in doubts, worried, begins to ride from side to side. Where is? Where will the letter be given? Where is? I laugh, I annoy her, I condemn her - whisper, whisper, whisper, we will doom! I lie next door. She quickly turns to the right barrel, presses her legs, puts her fingers forward - to hold the pitch, opens her mouth wide, closes her eyes... All! On a bit of piss, the mouth is built, insert and go. Ham-am-am-am-amgrlkh... Thirsty and impatiently soaked, there is no muffle. He opens his eyes and looks at me, wondering where?