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 11.02.2017
Hubr, comments on the translation "If carpenters were hired in the same way as programmers"
A good carpenter knows his tail as his five fingers, and a bad man as his three fingers.
Perfect as your twenty fingers! The average person has two arms, two legs and five fingers on each of these limbs. And the phrase about his five fingers was apparently invented by some disabled man!
Not a disabled, but a highly specialized worker. Of all the diversity of his fingers, he knows 5 of them perfectly, with the remaining 15 fingers he just had to encounter in other projects...
444: Then, twenty one finger.
555: Sexual discrimination
666: Do you have... a finger there?
777: Chernobyl, Hiroshima, all affairs
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